"I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio.
"People would still buy the magazines, they'd still buy the pictures, but they would always go, `I don't know if these guys were putting us on or not.'"
The fiend! How can anyone come up with a plan so diabolical. So subtle. So... stupid. This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard in the long history of stupid. This is something a 6th or 7th grader would come up with. I'm surprised his quote didn't end with a lot of muffled giggling.
Loon.
The title of the article is priceless in its irony: George Clooney Wants to Outwit Paparazzi. This should be interesting, since both combantants would be fighting unarmed.
Clooney's agents should just 'fess up. He got hit on the head years ago and keeps chewing trough the restraints to release inane PR statements.
Personally, when it comes to dealing with the paparazzi, I like this strategy better.
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