What The Hell?

Read the article, but look at the picture. Just look at the fucking picture.

I tell you I am trembling with rage right now. It's times like this I wish there was some kind of modern day Vlad-the-Impaler style vigilante. The more heinous the crime, the more painful the impalement. I imagine "Vlad-Man" would outfit whoever did this with a cement filled traffic cone.

And an industrial size vat of Vaseline to make sure he got all the way to the base.