The Chippies

After reading crap like this, and this, I'm seriously considering going on a fifty state tour with the ol' wood-chipper.

I'd chronicle the despicable actions of these aberrant shit-bags, but it seems this kind of shit happens at a remarkably, and infuriatingly, high frequency. I'd run out of space and time.

So I've decided to come up with a monthly award entry. I'll call them The Chippies. The winner is the most deserving to be fed feet first into a wood-chipper.

The trophy will be a small bag of sawdust.