Boobie News

I normally don't stay abreast of this field. (God, I crack me up sometimes). It appears that silicone implants are poised to be let back into the market. Now, I'm not someone who appreciates fakes, or even gigantor size fun-bags, so I would usually take this type of news with my typical disinterest. But this statement just jumped out at me.

"I would be interested in the new cohesive silicone implants," she said. "I have read that these are the best and most real-feeling. They will not 'bleed' if they rupture. The consistency is like a gummi bear."

Perhaps I've been dating the wrong women, but I don't seem to recall any of the breasts I've had access to feeling like giant flesh colored gummi bears.